*Jake Peralta voice* ”You know what would be a sick prank what if I bought Capt. Holt a Father’s Day card that would be hilarious right ha ha ha. And then what if I just never told him it was a prank and he took me out to a baseball game and taught me how to ride a bike oh man that would get him so good Santiago help me pick out a card”
Jon Stewart and Matt Taibbi discuss the different treatment afforded to ‘street’ based drug users and white-collar criminals profiting from the drug trade.
what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’
I’m not a misandrist I have man friends and sometimes I even read books by men I’m very open minded
straight people are seriously soooo concerned with other people’s sexualities its ridiculous. like straight people have been tryna investigate my queerness since before i even thought of it myself. people were making fun of me for being gay before i even knew what that was. and even in benevolent ways my straight friends are like “that guy looks a lil gay maybe he can be your boyfriend” like that person is literally a stranger to us both why do you care
My attitude towards politics and society is constantly “angry but unsurprised”
list of people harry could have reasonably named his second kid after
- ted tonks
- r e m u s f u c k i n g l u p i n
- the giant squid
- dean?? seamus?? roN??
list of dead people harry named his second kid after
- the guy who lied to him his entire life (dumbledore)
- the guy who abused him and his friends his entire life (snape)
Moody Giant Squid Potter, you were named after two badass forces of nature. One of them was a squid but what a hella fuckin rad squid he was.